Friday, 19 November 2010

Only Britain is great!

I <3 British everything.
I like British Films, telly, slang ("I like clunge" =) ), accents and the bloody weather. 
If it's grey with a drizzle or even scattered showers then I'm psyched. 
I think it is brilliant saying the word 'brilliant'. 
I can answer almost all the questions on the weakest link, hell, I luv Anne Robinson. I think she's adorable.
I know that the answer to a question about a kids TV show is always 'Blue Peter", and I've never watched Blue Peter in my life.
I get a hard-on every time I see Rowan Atkinson and Steven Fry together on Blackadder, and let's not forget Hugh Laurie (our beloved grumpy House)
I can't even write the word 'favorite' because I have a British dictionary installed on my computer.
So my favourite afternoon form of entertainment is going to the pub (god forbid I should have a local one).
And I haven't even mentioned the music and the literature, and wait... I also love the food and the fashion. 
It truly is a love story. 

I drink my cup of English breakfast tea (with milk of course) that I made with Twinings (of London) and me kettle.
Don't you just love the word kettle? Don't forget to put the kettle on. 
I read my Nick Hornby novels and watch a Simon Pegg film on the telly. 
Cheers! - such a useful and fun term to use.You can say cheers hello, and cheers goodbye, and cheers to that, and cheers (wham bam) thank you ma'am, and cheers mate! 
Unlike your lame Shalom (by Jewish people) or Aloha (by fat people).
Even my thoughts have their own British accent, and sometimes it's Irish.
I know that GB is comprised out of England, Scotland, Wales (LOVE the accent. LOVE Rob Brydon) and northern Ireland. 
But to me Ireland is a magical place as well. I don't discriminate.
Irish are red hot brilliant drunk magnificent people. They gave us whisky and lepricons, and Guinness - I'll have a pint please. 
Guinness - it's good for you! it is!

Everything is hilarious and everyone likes to drink, but "desperation is the English way" (Pink Floyd) which makes it so fucken brilliant.
I've been to London more times than the number of women I've shagged.
Embarrassing, but it's the truth.
Fancy a shag luv ?

Let's talk fashion and character.
Goth teen, punk adults, posh ladies, a cock in a Jag, running suits and high heels - you can find all of these and other hip combinations of outfits standing together to buy tickets for a Cliff Richard concert
or just at the Natural history museum, sometime even holding hands. "I WANNA HOLD YOUR HAND!"
Everybody is smart looking in his or hers special way and that is customary.

GOD SAVE THE QUEEN!

I need a pint.

2 comments:

  1. it's nice to hear from you...
    I should write more about the UK.

    cheers =)

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